04/26/2004: "What's the deal with Kerry?"

OK, I'm trying to stay away from the whole Kerry and Catholicism thing because I think we're playing with fire here. But recently Teresa Heinz (Kerry's wife) said that she believed that the fetus was a life, amongst other things.

Kerry was asked if he shared the same views as his wife. His genius reply:

"I do not know the answer to that. We've never-she's never had to vote."

What in God's name does that mean? I don't care what you think of his political views, the guy seems to be insistant on saying stupid things.