04/13/2005: "Even funnier!"
Well, if I thought that last story by Dale Price was funny, this one killed me! This joke that comes via my brother (warning, VERY bad language) from the FHM magazine:
Proudly showing off his new apartment to some friends late one night, a drunk leads the way to his bedroom where there's a big brass gong.
"What's with the gong?" one of the friends asks.
"That's no gong, it's a talking clock" the drunk replies.
"How does it work?" the friend asks.
"Watch" says the drunk. He picks up a hammer, pounds the gong as loudly as he can and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams "you a$$#@!, it's 10 past 4 in the morning!"
I shouldn't have read this joke at work!